Ray Haley is better known as "cracker" and Anthony Leone is better known as "Durka Durka". While it is true that Durka Durka looks like a terrorist, he in fact is in no way a real terrorist. He is just a drunk like me (Cracker). We consider ourselves to be functional alcoholics and feel we provide job security to the Natty Lite brewery due to our constant use of their product. We believe that beer drinking is a sport and should be added to the Olympics.
BEER IS GOOD, REALLY REALLY GOOD!